January 2011
18 posts
10 Most Amazing Mushrooms →
Gandhi or Angelina? →
“kim kardashian reminds me a lot of you. you should be highly complimented.”
– my 14 year-old cousin
i wish i had a rug like this →
New Category: Brown Plate Special →
HOW TO GET THIS LOOK AT HOME
1. Apply 6 to 7 coats of mascara 2. Finish the Tanqueray 3. Play Tears in Heaven 3. Call your ex* 5. Pass out on face
* If no ex is available, look at childhood photos and wonder how you fucked it all up so badly
Crosswordese →
Crosswordese is a term generally used to describe words frequently found in crossword puzzles but seldom found in everyday conversation. They are usually short words, three to five letters, with letter combinations which crossword constructors find useful in the creation of crossword puzzles. This is frequently because short words that start with a vowel are needed in every puzzle to some extent....
“I sometimes think that people’s hearts are like deep wells. Nobody knows what’s...”
– Haruki Murakami
your new horoscope. →
