Elements of Surprise

PhosYOUREPREGNANTphorus

LithTHETESTCAMEBACKPOSITIVEium

MangLOOKOUTanese

SelenYOUREBEINGAUDITEDium

HydroLETSMOVEINTOGETHERgen

FluorDADIMGAYine

NitroHAPPYBIRTHDAYgen

TungYOUARENOTMENTIONEDINTHEWILLsten

PotassYESIHAVEAREASONWHYTHESETWOSHOULDNOTBEMARRIEDium

Arsenic

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